How to Build a Nursery
(Do Not Try This at Home)
May 29, 2003
The longest journey starts with a single step. You have to have some
place to put the plants. This looked as good as any. A bottle of
Roundup and a roll of ground cloth, that's all you need to start a nursery!
Hey, this is easy!
June 25
Our big yellow truck. The last of 17 trips. Boy, we put some miles on
this thing. Everything is here now and all we have to do is figure out
where it is and where it's supposed to be.
July 1
One of the first things you need to do when you build a nursery is get
yourself a golf cart. Tooling around on a golf cart is half the fun of
running a nursery. Man, these things will go anywhere. And when
someone is looking for you, you can be out of sight in no time. Plus, it has
four cup holders!
You get all the fun of playing golf
without having to bother with that little white ball.
Always carry a plant in back so it looks
like you're doing something important.
July 10
The other half of the fun is tooling around on a tractor. You really
gotta have a tractor. You can move things with it, cut grass, dig
holes. You can do all kinds of things. Or you can just ride
around on it and let everyone else think you're working. You simply
cannot build a nursery without a tractor. Make sure they give you a
baseball cap too, it comes with the tractor.
OK, once you have your golf cart and your
tractor, you can start building your nursery.
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